couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.

Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissant ‘cause it’ll fit my left curving dick!

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Forgotten Pocket

The term used when referring to the genitalia of a practising nun. Nuns vow their chastity, therefore have a pocket that is forgotten about and never used.

"No sister Mary, I would not like to see your forgotten pocket, tis a sin"

"No, nuns can't have sex, theres no way you're putting that anywhere near my forgotten pocket"

by hellicopter123 October 20, 2019

Thottie pocket

A girl that is a big thot and always all about spending your money.

Boii you back with that thottie pocket?

by Cedric1998 January 18, 2018

Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009

Spring pocket

Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.

You disturb me fucking, your spring pocket will be barbecued!

by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021

Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.

"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."

by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021