When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up
He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch
by Riley W. September 13, 2025

To pinch ones flow, as in a bad situation occuring, or someone causing a bad situation. A real flow pinch would be when some guy is going to the bathroom and another person grabs his dick and "pinches his flow. This phrase can be used in almost any bad situation
One guy is with a girl and is about to have sex with her, and his bro walks in and turns on the TV and starts to watch. The guy who is about to get some shouts back "Dude what a flow pinch"
by Flow Pincher January 28, 2009

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit
by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 21, 2017

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!
by sneakypincher August 23, 2007

by HalalWhiteBoy September 22, 2020

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.
People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.
by ZippyDee October 3, 2011
