Honeymoon Period

The unfortunate circumstance where after months of planning, excitement, and anticipation, the newly wed couple is surprised with a poorly timed menstruation cycle, effectively ending the night of extra special love making before it even begins...
Rob and Cindy just wanted the wedding day to be over with so they could begin a crazy night of hot love making but the mood was ruined when Cindy found she had gotten a honeymoon period...
by happypyro April 09, 2010
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period girl

Girl who suffers from bad long long periods.
'im on my period'
"oh my god ur such a fucking period girl"
by LJ April 16, 2005
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Man Period

An area of wetness discovered on the seat of your chair due to condensation from the concentrated, excess heat dissipating from your ass.
I stood up to leave, when I looked down at my chair and realized I was on my man period. Now the girls next to me think my ass is leaking.
by Mr. Zhgé November 10, 2009
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penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping
agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend
by masterofrpg March 24, 2004
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butt period

A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.
Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!
by Larry Finster April 12, 2011
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period shit

a period shit is a poop a woman will have while she is on her period. they tend to burn and are usually very soft and slide right out. period shits are very similar to diarrhea but it’s more solid and only happens on a woman’s period. also commonly known as a period poop.
“oh my god. jessica. i just had the best period shit of my life. it felt sooo good”
oml emily i can’t remember the last time i had a period shit.”
by ticktacktoes111 December 18, 2020
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period luv

Girl: Madness luv. Absolute madness, and that's on period luv.
by katieisdead December 25, 2019
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