Pencil

A stick of writing

Grab some pencils and write a book!

by bling bling boy 47 September 22, 2020

Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.

"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."

by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023

Pencil

Something you shove up someone’s ass if they are annoying you

>Bro, I was annoying Abel as a joke, then he shoved a pencil up my ass

by Sonic’s_Toe_Licker June 19, 2022

Pencil kid

The Kid who eats the Yellow and Black Pencils in class

Person:"Bro stop your gonna get fcking sick!"
Pencil kid:"Well I haven't yet and Theyre good."

by Allmight2113 November 3, 2025

Pencil

A writing aperatus... obviously...

Sometimes a codename for someone's penis as if it was mission impossible.

"Let me have a look at your pencil."
"No, im not ga- oh wait your on about my actual pencil. Yeh, lemme grab it out my case."

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.

"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.

by Pencil J. January 7, 2025