prized pencil

a pencil that is awesome and you would fight someone for.

that bitch took my prized pencil

make her die

by slayslurpbaddie March 10, 2026

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Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026

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Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

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Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

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no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015

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