Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

Angolan Pencil Case by Sticknam November 21, 2025

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

Miami Pencil Shaving by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

prized pencil

a pencil that is awesome and you would fight someone for.

that bitch took my prized pencil

make her die

prized pencil by slayslurpbaddie March 10, 2026

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

Croydon Pencil Sharpener by kats067 March 11, 2026

no lead in their pencil 

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

no lead in their pencil by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015

Sharpen the Pencil 

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience

Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...

Sharpen the Pencil by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

On the number 2 pencil 

For all of you ho's testing

On the number 2 pencil for all of you ho's testing. Basically if you want to test me I have the Lead for you

On the number 2 pencil by Love number 1 period April 28, 2019