Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭

1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo

by Kuniga December 29, 2023

Penaldu

Penaldu is the camel that run for Penalties in Saudi Arabia. The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

Look who is coming there, Oh No He is Penaldu , Run for Safety otherwise he will penaltied us

by psychoeditzz18 January 9, 2024

Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without

Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024

penalty beggar

A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.

"Please give me penalty" said Penaldo but the ref said he is a penalty beggar

by anonymous January 25, 2024

penalena

Penalena (Pee-na-lee-na) is a person that is acting unusual or stupid.

Stop being a penalena!

by Samalamatron January 25, 2024

Pedals

Big fat juicy breasts.

"Yo bro check out those pedals over there."

"Damn, they're huge."

by Nullermandsfeber January 30, 2024

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024