pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024

Pat

A person name Pat is one of the simplest people in the world. They are often called “simpletons” because of what they do. A Pat eats chicken tenders, cinnamon toast crunch and pizza. Pat’s are one of the worst sports fans to be around because they think there intelligence of sports is far greater than the people around him. A Pat is someone who gets constantly trolled. You do not want to be a Pat

Geez dude why is Pat always eating bland food and causing problems?

by King Brian October 29, 2021

Pat

someone with big titties but besides that , unique, gentle, and very fragile, a very cute girl wanting to be loved. If you see Chao tell her some awesome things. She loves everyone and hides the mosts secrets and there are many sides of her, so be careful.

Pat is so perfect

by Groovytentacles May 13, 2021

It's Pat

From the andryogonus character on Saturday Night Live. The character would make references leaving the audience wondering whether the person was a male or female.

Bob.."For the office party , the men will bring salads and the ladies main dishes.
Sam "And I will bring the Pepto Bismol"
Bob.."Don't give a "It's Pat"

by Venomously Beetch October 20, 2010

Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

Pat

It is short for the name Miles. Don't debate it. It's a fact. Just let it happen.

Person 1: "Here comes Miles."
Person 2: "Don't you mean Pat?"

by Darkness4al October 28, 2016