gorilla glue person

A moron who uses gorilla glue as hair spray

Dude this gorilla glue person put gorilla glue in their hair and now their hair don't move. AT ALL

by RobbedofLife February 9, 2021

personality 180

Completely changing the way you act to someone with little or no reason for doing so. A complete 180 (reverse direction) personality shift towards another person, leaving the other person completely confused at the 180-persons conviction for being "that way".

John and Samantha were really hitting it off and John was telling me he was really starting to like Samantha. Then she did a complete personality 180 on him and quit returning/answering his phone calls and she completely ignored him at the party. What a cunt.

by Jeffro May 12, 2007

Personal Pan Pussy

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.

Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"

by PizzaLove September 28, 2010

pocket person

A person that is so cute and adorable, you want to put them in your pocket and carry them around.

Luis is such a cute little pocket person.

by Clint S July 6, 2006

Person 3

This is probally the only definition that includes a person 3.

Person 1. *insert text*
Person 2. *insert response*
Person 1. *insert reply to response*
Person 3 . Hello gu- *dies*

by just a random online classer March 24, 2021

I beg your pardon!

A phrase used in exclamation, and politeness by English gentlemen and the alike. A posh way of saying What!

Also the name of a Blog
ibegyourpardon.thumblogger.com

Edward: Geoffry did you see the curves on that fine fillie?

Geoffry: I beg your Pardon!

by Captain of I beg your pardon! August 20, 2008

Minor Attracted Person

Otherwise known as a pedophile, but a nicer way of saying it, it's been made so clean of any filth actually associated with the term that a good handful of Tumblr users are actually not disgusted by them, just because the term sounds so much nicer like this.

"New headcanon: D.Va, Lucio, and McCree are all MAPs." MAP being short for Minor Attracted Person.

by Your friendly old Spetznaz vet October 27, 2017