promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.

Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

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Promiewomie

ANNOYING STUPID PROCRASTINATOR WEIRD LOOKS LIKE ALBERT EINSTEIN

wow your such a promiewomie

by names11101 October 19, 2019

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promisious

sexy wommen

She's promisious.

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Promiscuousquality

To be promiscuous with someone. 🦍

You, me, Promiscuousquality

by Someone who’s right March 27, 2021

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Promuse

promuse
/ˈprɒmju z/
/pro-myuze/
noun

1. a false declaration of assurance that something will surely happen or someone, usually themselves, will surely do something.

verb

1. to falsely assure that something will definitely occur, or will definitely be done by someone, usually themselves.

Promuse is intentionally misspelled to make it look as if you're trying to say promise, but since the definition has been set to a lie, you're no longer lying and you can now assure your friends that you "promuse", while you don't really promise something and you don't lie either.

Person 1: "I don't believe you! Promise me."
Chad: "Okay, I promuse."
Person 1: "Alright, I believe you."

by ThePromuseGuy June 16, 2021

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