alaskan ski-pole

when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.

yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

by alicandrewg September 20, 2012

towel pole

Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy.

Bathtub Betty wanted to do some pole dancing, but Shower Sharpo wasn't strong enough to possess the towel pole.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Steel Pole Bath Tub

Steel Pole Bath Tub were a punk/noise/experimental rock trio from San Francisco, CA. Formed in 1986, their recording history began in 1987 with the self-released "We Own Drrrills." They then released 5 LPs and EPs on Boner records, and many 7" singles on labels such as Boner, Sympathy for the Record Industry, and Tupelo before releasing their first and only major label album, "Scars From Falling Down" on Slash Records in 1995. Following this, Slash dropped them upon hearing their demos for the followup to "Scars...", calling the demos "unlistenable". SPBT broke up after this. Years later, SPBT won the rights to these demos and released them on their own label as their final album, calling the record "Unlistenable".

Steel Pole Bath Tub is closely related to a music/noise project called Milk Cult, who have released 3 bizarre full length records, 1 weird live album, one 7" split single, and 1 confounding solo record from Milk Cult member C. C. Nova.

STEEL POLE BATH TUB was:
Mike Morasky - Guitars, Vocals
Dale Flattum - Bass, Vocals, Art
DK Mor-X: Drums

Steel Pole Bath Tub played 20 minutes of noise, tape loops, and samples at the end of their set. It was cathartic and masterful sound manipulation. Many in the audience were blown away by their raw, edgy, hyper, sludgy set. A lot of the kids didn't get it though.

by TheDBP June 27, 2010

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

The Pole

Slang, refers to Walpole, MA (USA).

"Dude, you have to come visit The Pole and we'll hang out sometime"

by Crogs August 12, 2004

shit pole

the act of pooping out one single terd into a condom and then freezing it. after it has been frozen, a female or homosexual then uses it as a substitute for a dildo in order to pleasure her/himself.

That bitch can't even afford a dildo, she just uses a shit pole.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

south pole

where santas elves go to die

Santa elve #5428 is getting a little old should we send him to the southpole

by Big B December 4, 2004