fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows

"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"

by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023

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I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

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oneion • onion • onion booty • onion ring • ONION BUTT • onionhead • oneonta • onion dip • onion man • onion bag

An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.

Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>

by Wise Man November 18, 2003

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onion of awesome

Layers and layers of awesome. The more complicated and Byzantine the better.

"What this? Oh, it's just some synthpop song with a sample of a song from the 1930's that sounds like John Williams' "Imperial March" about some hindian guy who breaks up with a faux commie boy, by telling him he could never be "his woman". It's like an onion of awesome."

by Ambrose Kalifornia September 30, 2007

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onionesque

Adjective
1. Possessing of a quality similar to the articles and videos published on The Onion - that is, possessing a quality of being seemingly satirical, ridiculously unreal, and/or fictional.

The article posted on The Huffington Post today was very onionesque - at first, I actually thought it was from The Onion.

by Tyenkrovy October 16, 2011

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