guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
by cooljaw July 14, 2022
When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016
Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
by Tafkag July 04, 2019
A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you February 16, 2012
by Johny Awesome February 18, 2012
by slack-jawed yodel March 31, 2023