A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)
Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)
Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)
Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)
Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
Get the The ol' Minty Stewartmug. by Cjizzle my nizzle July 11, 2019
Get the Tig Ol Bittiesmug. With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
Get the The Ol' Lemonade Standmug. guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!
by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021
Get the Ol' blue dippermug. 
by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018
Get the Ol' brown spraymug. When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
by 541 goat October 31, 2023
Get the OL touchy touchmug.