big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.
Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.
by t i n o November 27, 2017
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The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 04, 2018
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Ol Sleepy Janitor

When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep
Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.
by douchezork February 28, 2022
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An Ol’ Lean down

When a female leans forward, causing her shirt to gracefully fall away from her body, revealing her clevage
Friend 1“Bud, we were in class and she had a big shirt on so we saw her tits when she grabbed her backpack”
Friend 2: “ Oh you mean an ol’ lean down
by Pat556 December 07, 2017
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OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
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big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.
Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.
by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016
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Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.
-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.
by Mr.Unknown89 May 12, 2019
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