Fan fiction

Its just weird and a waste of life. The fact that people will write and read this crap for enjoyment is stupid. Get a life. Get a job. Or marry someone don’t read fan fiction because it will ruin your hopes of finding actual love. Now get a life please and thank you

Person 1: I love fan fiction

Person 2: EW YOUR STUPID.

Person 1: but it makes me happy
Person 2: dude your look at situations that are not even possible because the characters and actors will never know you.

by The goddess of words July 03, 2021

clipper fan

Stupid and hopeful.

We're never getting back together. Why are you acting like a clipper fan?

by lake_show January 18, 2017

fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.

hey stop being a fan blocker.

by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014

fan bathing

Lying down naked in front of a fan. Almost like sunbathing

Kay was fan bathing after her hot shower.

by 👑 Futch June 02, 2018

The Fan Plan

1. An elaborate plot by Ryan to acquire the affection of Fan.

2. A style of playing Mah Jong.

"Hmm...yes...the Fan Plan is proceeding as expected...."

by Ryan P. June 01, 2005

Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.

Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”

by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 08, 2022

ayeme.spam fan

ayeme.spam fans on tiktok are by far the best ones out there. so classy & hot and sexy.

“are you following ayeme.spam?”
“nope”
“well ayeme.spam fan is the hottest fan in the whole tiktok.

ayeme.spam is the hottest tiktokker out there. she’s so hot and funny 😍

by anby reynolds. May 28, 2021