a person(usually a young male) who very poorly begins to fondle the female breast. They make very awkward motions and tend to hurt the poor little boobies, the girl then goes and finds someone who knows what they are doing. Usually this is the noobs older brother.
Bekka: "So Hailey how was Kyle last night? *wink*"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
Hailey: "Such a boob noob! It was so freakin painful! But don't worry his big brother Mikey made them feel better!"
Bekka: "HAHAHAHAHA! Such a boob noob!"
by me44 January 3, 2011
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Normal Person: How do i shoot?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: omfg lol u suck noobie fag
Normal Person: ?
Fat Chode Internet Tough Guy: STFU NOOB
by jizzy January 25, 2005
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Get the noob salad mug.The Master Noob is an almost otherworldly creature who creepishly influences all noobs. He is the only noob who can actually bring order to any noob pr noob infestation. If, say, a large amount of noobs overran a forum, the Master Noob could, with a small order, make all noobs leave forever! Although, there is a few catches. The Master Noob is the only one of its kind, meaning there can be no other. He does get lonely because he will only ever be able to a noob, not even able to advance to a newb. Though, most of the time he can handle this.
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob.
The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills.
He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier.
To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob:
1. He is the controller of all noobs
2. He is the trainer of all future newbs
3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature
4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles
5. He is effective in controlling the noobs
6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob
7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence
8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob
9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars
10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
(radio broadcast) Master Noob brought salvation to 3000 noobs this quarter thanks to the Halo 3 Xbox live player 'HAL0 FR3AK' and assorted foes.
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
(recently promoted noob) 0h YtER!!!11 teh MASTER NOOB jst gto ME newb rank!!!! hwO good is taht 11!!!1 time 4for som pwnage!!!!!
Translation: Oh yeah!!!!! The Master Noob just got me newb rank!!!! How good is that!!!!!! Time for some pwnage!!!!!
by The Master Noob March 25, 2008
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Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
Their reasoning is based on two main facts:
1) Following the bandwagon.. Most teens had decided to read Twilight back in 2008 because of this giant Twilght-Epidemic.. Their peers had read them, so they decided they wanted to "fit in"
2) Their thirst for popularity. Teens today have this need to have gained trends, before they officaly started.. So those who had the knowlage of The Twilight Movie, had attempted to cosume the series in order to be able to state "I was reading the books before the movie came out" When in reality, they only read the books.. Because of the movie.
I must imagine, you, or you have encountered a Twilight Noob.. Wether they were prancing around the movie theater, purchasing Twilight with it's now "Now a major motion picture!" sticker at your local bookstore, or hear shreicking Edward Cullen fan girls jumping throughout the hallway comparing what page their on of the novel.
The Black Plauge.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
Fan-Girl 1: O.M.G I tottaly loveee Edward Cullen, he is h-o-t-t.
Fan-Girl 2: O-M-G I knoww! But he's mine, so back off.
Me: STFU, HES NOT REAL... damn Twilight Noob.
by An Angry Twilight Elder January 7, 2009
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by -Tyrael- December 25, 2007
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A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
by HKGunner March 13, 2005
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