shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

Crime shame

Common mishearing of "crying shame".

That's a crime shame that Peggy failed her math exam.

by Sir Mortemous January 2, 2022

Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

Mute Shame

When you're on a videochat but don't feel like talking and others pressure you to turn your mic on

Hey man, don't mute shame me. I don't feel like talking right now.

Aldo, mute shaming

by schobalt April 22, 2020

Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015