Religion Rape

Having people pray for you when you don't support any religion or subscribe to any religious beliefs / ideology.

Ethan: I heard they're gonna pray for you!
Justin: I hope not, That's against my beliefs. That is religion rape.

by iiNTenSiiFy August 22, 2024

Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018

religion

Hope that will help you in life, but won't save you from life threatening situations with the best it can do being making you lucky to survive.

religion helped me in hoping that I never get in a fight with a crazy man with a gun. But when the time came, I survived after he missed a close shot and ran out of ammo

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 10, 2021

religion

a Word used to justify homophobia

a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so

by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021

Tomato Religion

the true religion. Is in fortnite.

I believe in the tomato religion!

by MrOce May 6, 2019

Religion

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
😵🗡😁
Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

religion

the act of shunning people who do not believe in your imaginary friends. and the act of doing irrational things for the sake of a seat in a place that doesn't actually exist

religion made him/her hurt their friend who didn't believe

by totallylegityaweh June 28, 2022