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Sociopath next door

Someone that seems cool and nice on the surface, but is actually a calculating machine.
The sociopath next door is always ready to play.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Sociopath next doormug.
When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022
mugGet the now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcbamug.

Next

Next person to see this is gay
If you the next person to see this you are very gay/lesbian looooooool
by 923574893 May 3, 2022
mugGet the Nextmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.
Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season
by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023
mugGet the there’s always next seasonmug.

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
mugGet the simps next doormug.

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