Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.

“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”

by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021

death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.

Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.

by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009

Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

Kitten nap

Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.

I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .

by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming

adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*

by josephissleepy June 17, 2023

AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014