Bird brain

A simple phrase that means that something is really dumb.
Aw damn, Melissa got a bird brain
by SlipNdip_69 March 30, 2020
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brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love
"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways
by Sparkina1967 July 20, 2004
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pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.
He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.
by Analytico April 08, 2023
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Omega Brain

When your code is so dumb and pointless it's good.
Person 1: Show me your code.
Person 2: function false() {return false}
Person 1: That is some omega brain code.
by Coar Idor April 01, 2022
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brain therapy

A slap on the head, usually the back of the head. Not hrd enough to really hurt, but suffient to shake up the recipient more than a little.

Often used in a group of males to "encourage" the one that's always a bit slower than the others.

"So that's three Big Macs, a Quarter pounder, a chicken sandwich .... Jim, what do you want ?"

"Err... a Big - no, one of those fish .... can I have nuggets ? No hang on, something with bacon ....."

<SMACK>

"Make your mind up NOW, unless you want some more brain therapy !"

"Ok, OK, Big Mac and Fries !"
by Eighth of Seven April 09, 2009
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brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.
"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."
by dorifuto March 20, 2014
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BB Brain

He's such a bb brain he failed an IQ test.
by julesk April 17, 2019
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