Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

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Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

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Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

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noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

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stupid speed

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

by A McCool August 25, 2017

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