The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.
by Hoey34 April 12, 2017
Get the Speed bagmug. noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.
John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder
by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011
Get the Speed-Bleedermug. by _maxford July 13, 2019
Get the speed stripmug. These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.
by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018
Get the speed trumpmug. the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.
Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.
by A McCool August 25, 2017
Get the stupid speedmug. "Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"
by Honted tonk July 5, 2020
Get the Speed Weedmug. guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.
by the ianator August 26, 2007
Get the need for speedmug.