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Ninja Brother 

Drew- YO NINJA BROTHER! FIIIIIIIIIIF~!
Brandon- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF!!!!!!
Ninja Brother by Drew Mellas September 12, 2005

ninja hug 

a hug that you randomly give someone really fast like a ninja (: to show your love
I gave aaron my bfff a ninja hug

ninja camp 

"Extreme" martial arts/ninja camp camp where children scale 30 ft trees playing hide and hold a "plank" position without moving a muscle for ten minutes. One must be in pristine condition to attend ninja camp. You know what that means-no margaritas during happy hour! Managers of aquatics facilities are infamous for attending ninja camps. Anyone who is a lifeguard will have appreciation for the definition of "ninja camp."
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Ninja loan 

A Ninja Loan is a type of subprime loan. It was described as No Income, No Job, (and) no Assets loan because only things applicant had to show was his/her credit rating.

The phrase was coined by HCL Finance as a name for one of their finance products. They were especially prominent during the United States housing bubble of the 2000s but have gained wider notoriety due to the subprime mortgage crisis in July/August 2007 as a prime example of poor lending practices2. The term grew in usage during the 2008 financial crisis as the sub prime mortgage crisis was blamed on such loans. It works on two levels - as an acronym; and allusion to the fact that ninja loans are often defaulted on, with the borrower disappearing like a ninja.
Business dude 1: "Hey did you hear? Mike borrowed 50 grands then took off for Columbia!"
Business dude 2: "Haha, I expected that; he sure pulled off a nice ninja loan!"
Ninja loan by Leingod March 24, 2010

Ninja Hooker 

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.

ninja loot

The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.
Scree is king of the ninja loot'ers.
ninja loot by Oberon March 31, 2003