Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.

Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

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Trans-Mountain Nap

When you go to work with an extra sock on your left foot then drive to a remote location at lunch and you use the extra sock to catch your sperm as you finish yourself off.

Joe: "Guys I was taking a trans-mountain nap when a murderer knocked on my window and asked to borrow my phone."
Eric: "Wow!! Did you at least get to finish?"
Joe: "Yea, of course!"

by toxic53 March 20, 2016

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dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.

Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok

by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009

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snap and nap

Going to the toilet to snap one off (take a shit) and fall asleep whilst on the dunny.

I had about 20 beers the other day and took the longest snap and nap.

That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.

by Nudge Lips April 4, 2011

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nyquil nap

a sleep induced by severe amounts of nyquil cough syrup
one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours

dan: dude why are you so out of it?
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff

by AllRighh February 14, 2008

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