honda muscles

well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.

The guy was acting tough him and his honda muscles

by tomshands March 24, 2019

Nigger Muscle

A penis that is above the average size

My friend javian has a nigger muscle.

by Girth monster July 5, 2021

musclehumps

a description used to describe a female's pert breasts. also see muscletits

wow, check out the musclehumps on her

by mystics May 18, 2009

russell the one eyed wonder muscle

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.

Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.

by Summer Toth September 5, 2008

Popcorn Muscles

A weak bodypart.

Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.

by JC Chaze January 20, 2009

"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

by Poopscootch May 11, 2014

Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009