ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 16, 2008

Toreador march

A song used in fnaf when you run out of power for your security booth and freddy emerges from the shadows, playing the toreador march before you will meet your inevitable doom.

*power shuts off*
Freddy: Plays the Toreador march

by GSA84 May 3, 2021

The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.

"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"

by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017

March 11

national dumb bitch day

Jasmine: “Bro I feel stupid as shit today what’s the date something’s off”
Friend: It’s March 11
Jasmine: ohhh dumb bitch day

by thot the thooter April 23, 2019

March 26

This is National Dumb bitch day, wherein we commemorate and celebrate the stupidity of ourselves and others. Festivities include committing acts of stupidity.

Joe: Damn, what are you doing on March 26?
John: Idk, I’m just gonna do some stupid shit

by Wet_avocados February 18, 2020

March 10

The day the most thickest of people are born.

Dan : damn look at that ass.
John: she thicc she must be born on March 10th

by Dummythiccy October 28, 2019

marching band

the only after school activity with long, dark, coed bus rides

Yo, why the hell is the marching band so lucky. They get coed bus rides in the dark.

by Anny122 December 16, 2008