Montana

A shitty state filled with predicably close minded hippy faggots and rednecks that boast about outdoor activities like fishing and hiking or shooting guns at marmots and squirrels. Also home to dirtbag white trash and yuppies that are intent on turning Bozeman and Missoula into a new California hub. Unless your in Billings(which smells of oil refineries and sugar beet mills) or Bozeman and Missoula theres hardly anyone around. People don't like intellectuals here and if you stand for anything else you are quickly dismissed.....

Montana is a great state where bluegrass and fishing go hand in hand.

by Vlad Impala June 23, 2008

Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana is a Disney Channel show about an 8th grade/9th grade girl, Miley Stewart, who is hiding a big secret; she's actually the famous pop singer Hannah Montana. The show is about her everyday life and how she hides her secret from everyone and deals with regular problems like friends, boys, family, and school.

To all the lame gay people who diss this show:
Okay, seriously, GET A FUCKING LIFE. I mean, okay, you hate Hannah Montana. That's great. Now can you move on? Oh no, you can't. You have to go fucking Urban Dictionary to write a definition about how much you hate it? I mean, okay, you hate a show. It's called getting over it. The world will not change for you and producers are not going to erase a show because some pathetic losers don't like it. If you don't like the show, you change the fucking channel. You don't go "Oh man, I hate this show. I'll watch it for the 40th time and then go write about it in Urban Dictionary." Seriously, get over yourself. Grow up. Don't watch the show.
It's really simple.
Try it and see.
Kay thanks. (:

Hannah Montana received 5 million viewers on the night of it's first show.

I hate the show Hannah Montana, but I'm going to watch it anyways but complain later.

by 69koolkat December 9, 2008

montana

What at once was an awesome state, now is ridden with snobby California* rejects who clog the streets and build crappy houses. The state I regret moving to. The state that may be the end of my sanity.

*Nothing wrong with California, it's actually my favorite state. But Californians just don't belong in Montana.

Montana sucks and I am NEVER living here again.

by pastorofmuppets December 24, 2008

big montana

A donkey punch-tobogan, followed by a combination Cleveland steamer/Dutch oven.

"No way! An actual Big Montana?"
"You bet your ass dude! It was everything I've ever dreamed of!"

by Fattyhawk July 8, 2006

joe montana

when you stick your fingers in one's ass and then wipe under the eyes like a football player

i gave that chick a joe montana....

by roachjuice August 14, 2006

Montague, MI

A small town in Michigan that is 85% white, 10% mexican, and 5% black. There is NOTHING to do in this small town and old people are attracted to the area. There are no juvies (unless you go to whitetrash Rothbury) so you don't have to worry about your car getting stolen. But you WILL have to worry about your car getting pranked upon. The school is complete bullsh*t and they won't let you where holey jeans. It's that dumb.

Retired old man: let's go to Montague, MI! I hear it quiet and lovely and less hooligans!

by Doggggggggg March 27, 2011

montana's wendies

A shity ass fast-food restaurant were nothing but stoners and old people come to eat, over hyped, employees underpaid, and the owner is usually a dick sucking queef smacker. Place is so damn expensive most have to order off the value menu.

Montana's Wendies,
stoner-ah ya can i get a triple combo
employee-that will be 8 bucks
stoner-HOLY SHIT ill just get 43 jbcs then

by assclown zach July 19, 2009