A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
Get the Moist Towelettemug. by MoistP September 26, 2018
Get the praline moistmug. Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
Get the Betty crockers moist chocolate cakemug. moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.
by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021
Get the Moistmug. 
Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.
Being a pu$$y.
by T0uch3d July 27, 2017
Get the Moistmug. by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020
Get the Moistmug.