by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.
How you doing today?
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018

I got very moist after it
by Sevensevie November 6, 2017

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

by anonymous January 17, 2021
