Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.

"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.

by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023

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Motherfucker

Something you say when someone pisses you off, or what you call your dad

You:Dads a motherfucker

Mom: don’t call him that

You: how do you Think I came here?

by Queen_ASS.xxx August 21, 2020

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horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.

"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."

by 3i5 January 15, 2022

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TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER

This would've been a quote said by everyone's least favorite walking bag of Skittles, but he would probably end up in court with either the Care Bears or Mars, Incorporated.

6ix9ine: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

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