Declare a moratorium

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.

1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.

by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009

I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

by asupercilious January 22, 2014

Just three more years!

The hopeful reminder that young Barron chants to himself, in this case today, on his 13th birthday, to remind himself that legal emancipation from these nut jobs is right around the corner!

“Just three more years!” is my mantra today; everyone but me will be in the slammer by then - and all I have to do is keep my nose clean if I can!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Olivia loves Darcy more

It’s as simple as it seems, Olivia loves Darcy more. In every way shape or form, Olivia can’t stop herself from loving Darcy. It’s scientifically proven that her love is greater and there’s no doubt about that.

Olivia: I love you.
Darcy: I love you more.
Olivia: Well no, it’s actually proven that I love you more.

Darcy: How?
Olivia: See, it’s says here that Olivia loves Darcy more.
Darcy: Damn.

by SomeRandomAnonWithNoLife December 6, 2019

rick and morty weeb

tage is a typical rick and morty weeb

Tage: Have you seen episode 84 in season 6 of rick and morty it's so funny!
Everybody else: Bruh what a rick and morty weeb

by bruh_Teddy September 7, 2020

Pulling a Morata

“Pulling a Morata” typically refers to a person that ghosts during prolonged conversation, or forgets to respond. These people usually do not have evil intent, rather poor memory in relation to responding via text message.

Oh dear, was he pulling a morata again?

Haha I caught him pulling a morata again.

by Dostoevsky123 July 5, 2021

Post-Coitus Mortis

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021