Michael Kelly

1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)

"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"

"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"

"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"

by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011

Michael

Greatest man alive I wish I was a Michael.

Michael is the best guy

by Russo Peter October 21, 2018

Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. He is a sports fanatic and his team can do no wrong. He is health conscience and strives to be a better person. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he landed the HOTTEST, & coolest girl as his girlfriend..mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Michael a very cool person.

guy 1 do you see that fine a** chick

guy 2 yeah, she prob has a boyfriend named Michael

by Nebraska Nantucket February 3, 2010

Chad Michael Murray

A once attractive actor from One Tree Hill who screwed up when he cheated on the hottest woman alive, Sophia Bush. Now has become a pedofile.

He messed up Chad Michael Murray style

by Amen Ally June 26, 2006

michael jordan

The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

by Adrian July 2, 2006

Michael

Michael is a great guy. He is funny, sweet, and extremly hot. He is the guy every girl falls for. He has a great sense of humor and makes everyone laugh. He has a sexy body and makes girls go crazy! He has many friends and stands up for them when someone beats them down. He is always smiling and when you see him you can't help bit smile to. Michael is hot.

Michael is sooooo sexy.

Everyone loves Michael!

by Rosey Josey February 25, 2010

Michael Worden

A term for a man who is and will be the greatest living being on the planet. While there were many great men, a MICHAEL WORDEN is one who rises above them all with his amazing sexual prowess and powerful thumbs. BTW, a MICHAEL WORDEN also can lift like 50 pounds into the air.

That dude is totally a Michael Worden, I want to sex him up good, right after he helps me lift my lamp onto that shelf.

by MikeFromStu August 25, 2011