Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.

"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."

by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008

goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)

Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.

by dsunavypa March 18, 2009

Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos

greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!

by xDAGx May 16, 2011

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Abusive messager

A male or female that uses modern technology to send abusive/controversial/callus messages to another person. Mediums such as social networks or mobile phones are generally used. These messages usually have an intended purpose.

Don: You my friend are not nice. Do not annoy me again you little slut. I think your actions are disgraceful.

Mary: Don you are an Abusive messager.

by madnut August 2, 2011