by Thatguy531 July 2, 2025
Get the lavender marriage mug.When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
Get the Heather Marriage mug.It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Open Marriages mug.When a person marries someone they’re either not attracted to or not in love with for social appearances. Opalite is a man-made glass stone that looks like real opal. Like its namesake stone, an opalite marriage it is a cheap manufactured farce that mimics the real thing.
Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
Similar to a lavender marriage, but for straight people. An opalite marriage can be a mutual public relations decision, or a dubious individual tricking an unsuspecting person who really loves them.
The bride and bridesmaids wore great gowns, beautiful gowns; what a shame it’s just an opalite marriage.
by SaneCatLady October 11, 2025
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e.g. Lets say two straight cis women get married for tax benefits. #forthebit
e.g. Lets say two straight cis women get married for tax benefits. #forthebit
"did you hear about Annie and Zara, they are in a daffodil marriage now!"
"doesnt that make them gay?"
"no, but we accept them ethier way!"
"doesnt that make them gay?"
"no, but we accept them ethier way!"
by Charles Peralta October 19, 2025
Get the Daffodil marriage mug.Ask any young couple how long their marriage will last, and chances are, they'll say forever, says Clark University psychologis
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the juicy
by SMPrice80 November 23, 2025
Get the Can This Marriage Be Saved? mug.Paleolithic Shamanic marriage witnessed by God.
Mafia/ gangs / diatribes term
A covert marriage claim, where the intended victum my or may not now that they are being trafficked. Marriages under the sun, are characterized by abuse, forced prostitution and sex slavery.
Mafia/ gangs / diatribes term
A covert marriage claim, where the intended victum my or may not now that they are being trafficked. Marriages under the sun, are characterized by abuse, forced prostitution and sex slavery.
Some say the Sun is a conscience energy. In olden times, Braves would have a Marriage under the sun.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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