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Arrange marriage

marriage of a wife and husband by parents
by 459395 April 11, 2023
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Child marriage

Marrying a child
Child marriage is legal in the Muslim world
by 459395 June 6, 2023
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Porn Marriage

When you in a relationship with someone in the adult life or sex worker, and you cool with it and don't give your partner any grief about selling themselves for cash.
I became a regular of ol girl and next thing I knew we was together as a couple and I ain't trip off she sell ass, we in a Porn Marriage.
by DaPunisha187 July 14, 2023
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broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.
“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024
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french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
by 🫓 January 20, 2024
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feminist marriage

a feminist marriage is where you admit the only reason you got married as a woman is to have children. most women who are smart will marry men for money not love, and most women who are feminists will marry to have a family.

it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
feminist marriage - is marriage in feminism, isnt really about asking questions, or drawing lines, its about making your kids happy, and providing a better life for your partner by living a life without judgement, and a life filled with love, and passion
by ironfinn November 7, 2023
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Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023
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