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Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.
"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."
by DatManT January 15, 2017
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Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.
Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.
by Scottimius September 6, 2008
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I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".
"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".
by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010
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marilyn manson

A sick fuck, who happens to be popular among the bullied pre-teens/teens and therefore has the money to continue his inadequate showmanship. Sadly enough, some take him for real.
Marilyn Manson is either too coked up or drunk to perform adequately - gasping for breath and letting the crowd of 14-year-olds sing while you proclaim yourself 3v1l is NOT being a showman.
by j-nez January 3, 2008
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Mail Snail

A human being who copulates frequently and is a carrier of one or more Sexual Transmitted Diseases.
Girl 1: OMG, my vag is so itchy after having sex with Cam
Girl 2: Told you he was a Mail Snail.
by Him Almighty June 16, 2011
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Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
by skm7227 April 18, 2010
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junk mail

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011
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