maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Mapler

Another name for a basketball player who plays on maple hardwood floors. Most floors are made of maple hardwood. The Celtics are the only NBA team who play on red oak hardwood parquet floors. The rest play on Maple flooring.

Or a basketball player hailing from Canada; with the maple leaf symbolizing the Canadian flag.

Used in the sense of a basketball player being a Cager, or in this case...a Mapler.

"This young man is a bona-fide Mapler with his immense basketball dribbling talent"

by The Gleam Decree July 4, 2024

Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 18, 2024

Maple licker

That one Canadian girl on tiktok

"That's right maple licker, know your place"

by anonymous January 19, 2025

maplete

A maplete is a super smart student of geography that competes in geography competitions.

Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.

by Torbert February 12, 2025

Maple Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez but with maple syrup instead of butt creemee

Dude I was fucking her butt the butt was way too creemee… so I broke out the Grade A Maple and glazed her ‘stache!! Now thats a Maple Sanchez.

by Shabba No Ranks February 21, 2025

Maple Swirl

When somebody swirls nothing but their own hopes and dreams.

"Oml look he did a Maple Swirl"

by Itsjiraiya1 March 22, 2025