Making a Mushroom 

The act of moving one's bowels producing solid fecal matter.

Bo: Why does it smell so bad in the hallway?

Robbie: Someone forgot to spray after he finished making a mushroom in the bathroom.

Making a Mushroom by BHH_IV January 23, 2009

magic mushroom 

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

magic mushroom by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

RED MUSHROOM

A red mushroom is when a male cant get hard so he slaps his woman across the face with his jimmer-jammer untill it gets hard leaving a red mark resembling a mushroom.

"Dude, I couldn't get hard so i gave Angelina a red mushroom last night."
"Who?"
"Angelina, you know, the slut bomb."

RED MUSHROOM by ETK&EWTD January 23, 2006

inside out mushroom dalmation 

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)

Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!

inside out mushroom dalmation by JALMENY March 4, 2007

angry mushroom

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

angry mushroom by el-dday January 15, 2007

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

purple mushroom stamp by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009