poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

Mineta monday

National eat a grap day!

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 10, 2023

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Operation Cyber Monday

For those that know, know.

We're on a need to know basis, and we don't need to know the truth about Operation Cyber Monday and what really happened on October 31, 2022. No one knows, it is the stuff of myths and legends, and everyone has the same power within them.

by Tin Man 8 October 31, 2022

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024