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double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...
by Iva Penis March 1, 2007
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Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket
by Madpants April 13, 2011
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Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.
Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!
by legitBOSS December 15, 2011
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cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.
Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!
by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012
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Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.
Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?
by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017
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Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?
Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017
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suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017
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