Momber

Momber, is a mom Uber driver that takes kids to and from sporting event, school, after school activities and supplies juice boxes and snacks while the kids kick back and argue.

Come on y’all the momber is ready to take us to school and she has juice boxes and Chocolate milk.

by ADHDMom February 17, 2023

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Memebership

When you’ve reached acceptance with a new friend group and are admitted to the group text that invariably send memes to trash talk one another.

Did you see Corbin get roasted by Heidi with that Karen meme? I’m so glad we gave her a memebership.

by Your eyes are burning March 27, 2023

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Mamber Mentality

Be highly negative about a series of events you took no part in.

"He wasn't even there why is he so moody?"
"He's got that mamber mentality"

by DeShade May 15, 2023

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A Meeber is one of those monsters that live under the bed. Or one of those creatures you create in your mind, that comes out in your dreams, or when you are scared and alone in the dark. It can be any size and shape, any description your mind can conjure up, but it's the thing that scares you. The thing that chases you down a dark alley. The thing that appears from nowhere out of the shadows. The monster that chases you in your nightmares.

"Last night I saw a Meeber! After it clawed it's way through my door, it crawled under my bed and lay there grunting. I think it had four arms and six eyes, and teeth the size of a chisel. I was proper sweating under the duvet, too afraid to look."

"Dad, I can't sleep. The Meeber under the bed is growling."

"Don't dangle your feet over the edge of the bed or the Meeber will eat them!"

by MeeberMan June 17, 2023

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