mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

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McDonalds Surprise

You're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around and smiles you unload in her mouth

"Hey Will, I gave that warpig a McDonalds Surprise last night and she was pissed."

by LDF June 11, 2005

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Mcdonalds Fingers

The nasty fingers of a little kid after going through those gross play places at Mcdonalds, Burger king, etc. It is used in the sense of how dirty someone or something is.

Dude. you look so gross, You got some Mcdonalds Fingers.

by Anthony the Gaipster February 20, 2011

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Sandy McDonald

Inserting the penis into a females anus and then afterward penetrating the same females vulva for the sole purpose of causing an E Coli infection.

Charles: Hey bitch bend over so I can fuck you in the ass!

Christine: Your not planning on giving me a Sandy McDonald are you Charles?

Charles: Shut the fuck up and take this penis in your ass! (insertion) ooooh that feels great... Who says we need lube

Christine: Oh yes it really does feel great, I love a penis in my ass. What? wait! what are you doing? (insertion) Get your penis out of my love hole! Good one Charles, now I have to go and make an appointment with my gyn.

Charles: At least I didn't dirty Sandy McDonald you

by Kentucky Flaccid May 14, 2011

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