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A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!
by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013
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I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.
"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"
by james oberg May 24, 2008
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i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke
by j-rob mad fresh May 18, 2010
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eh i’m walkin ‘ere

Slang. It’s derived from New York. It’s what New Yorkers say when a car cuts in front of them when they’re walking.
Hey! Get out of my way! Eh I’m walkin ‘ere!
by B-rizzle April 22, 2019
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i'm gonna eat your foot

A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.

May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."

To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
by Grandma's Fury January 25, 2017
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I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.
"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"
by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021
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I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK
Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!
by jakedtyled January 23, 2010
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