Cheesy yet original alternative to Lady. Often used ironically yet endearingly among intelligent friends.
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Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!
FRIEND ZONED
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!
FRIEND ZONED
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The Lord of all Geeks, that geek, thats very geek, but doesn't look the part, genious smart, tall, handsome, well formed, doesn't use glasses, no facial defects, pure perfection!
Girl 1:you see that guy?
Girl 2: the hot one by the computer?
Girl 1:.... yes, him, by the computer, the one thats typing like a geek
Girl 2: but he doesn't look like one
Girl 1:..... yes yes that one, the super hot, good looking one!, hes the Geek Lord!
Girl 2: the hot one by the computer?
Girl 1:.... yes, him, by the computer, the one thats typing like a geek
Girl 2: but he doesn't look like one
Girl 1:..... yes yes that one, the super hot, good looking one!, hes the Geek Lord!
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" A yo Erika sucked like five dicks last weekend at my party... isn't she engaged? Sounds to me like you aren't dealing with just a typical slore but a Slore Lord"
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Get the Cuk lord mug.Our Lord Wendy (gender unknown) is an Instagram star that rose to fame in summer '18 when they started posting edits of Raini Rodriguez and got blocked by countless people like Raini herself, her brother Rico, founder of Dolce & Gabanna; Stefano Gabbana, and Diary Of A Fit Mommy. They are also very good friends with Grammy award-winning albanian pop star Lati K. In end of October, the Instagram account @ourlordwendy got disabled with unknown reasons why. Now they are back again with a 1.4k Instagram account, @ourlordwendyy.
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person 1:man the lord of the flies came and talked to me
person 2: dude what did i tell you about taking that sheeba again
person 2: dude what did i tell you about taking that sheeba again
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