Lincoln

A poon , his girlfriend hits better than he does , generally has a tiny pecker . He drives horrible trucks and his girlfriend (if he can get one) has a bigger truck than this . A genuine dumbass . :)

Dude look at that kid , he is a natural Lincoln

by allitellisthetruth June 11, 2016

Assassination of Abe Lincoln

For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.

I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.

by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro April 1, 2009

Lincolnton Middle School

Lincolnton middle school is full of fake ass NIGGERS and all the ppl are good at b-ball and there wrestling team is ass

Here about all them niggers got in a fight at Lincolnton Middle School that place is an ok school.

by Yaboithewrastler February 28, 2019

Abe Lincoln

V. When one uses their beard in fore-play, in which to tickle the genitalia, top hat optional.

Man, I gave my chick an Abe Lincoln last night...and she is no longer a racist.

by Dread_head08 November 5, 2010

lincoln navigator

Piece of shit. 💩

Steve: hey what do you drive?
Micheal: I drive a Lincoln navigator!!!
Steve: O, so you drive a piece of shit. 💩

by babylon315 January 10, 2017

Abraham Lincoln

He was the sixteenth president of the United States who was the first one to coin the sex move an "Abe Lincoln" where one proceeds to jizz in another's face and throw pubes on the jizz creating a silly beard. He also invented Lincoln Logs and in his spare time hunted vampires attempting to free the slaves from the dark overlords of the South who were running the cotton industry. Vampires secretly created a contraption called the "tampon" where a woman stores it in her vagina during her time of the month leaving a discarded tasty snack to be consumed.

"I Abe Lincolned my friend when he was sleeping last night and he thought he finally hit puberty!"

"Well you certainly paid fine tribute to the man who saved the world from the dark plague of vampires. Abraham Lincoln you sun of a gun."

by mikethegreat26 March 17, 2014

lincoln riley

A guy that someone is in love with, maybe someone you use to text a lot but then you messed up and asked them a stupid question, they still love you!

“Wow Lincoln Riley asked me a dumb question

by lily grace h March 26, 2021