Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

by __DSG__ March 9, 2024

Virtual Learning Centre

Online highschool for everyone in ontario
if you dont lock in at the first day of school your cooked
if you have decent grades and final exam season your cooked
if you have math but you didnt lock in at grade 8 & 7 your cooked

have fun

Person 1: yo i go to virtual learning centre (VLC)
Person 2: damnn it must be easyyy
person 1: its..... ok

by LVtrappy2 October 20, 2024

Gettin' learnt' with Ricky

The best Educational TV series of all time for kids. Happens to be broadcasted within the window of the hit adult TV series "Trailer Park Boys"

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys: Schools, They can fuck off, and Teachers can suck my cock, I'm drunk and I'm high, and this is Gettin' Learnt' with Rickyyyyyy

by coke2009 December 28, 2024

IXL Learning

A website so shitty that it would be the best thing if someone ddosed ixl, and its $19.95/month to suffer.

Teacher: you have ixl learning for homework.
Ben: oh noes
Four days later...
Josh: Ben, why were you not here for 3 days?
Ben: therapy
Josh: well used betterhelp to do it in an hour
Samuel: wtf whyd you use betterhelp
Teacher: stop going off-topic
Ben: I also got diagnosed with brain damage
Later...
Teacher: why am I going to hell?

God: you made kids do ixl

by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Never Stop Learning

A slogan gear to motivate educators, students, and tradesman to keep learning, or risk becoming irrelevant. The only constant is change. Technology and Automation are making jobs less routine and more cognitively challenging.

"Never Stop Learning" will become the new slogan for Educators, Students, and anyone who wants to keep thriving in the new world of work. "knowledge is the new resource"...

by www.theweeklydeals.com August 18, 2018

latte and learn

an event hosted weekly in a fast food place for a bunch of freshmen and a couple upperclassmen who actually came back. there's that one senior who suffers from poster child syndrome and just got back from tjj and there's the bisexual kid that the advisors don't really approve of. but in the end ncsy pays for your dinner so whatever.

yo are you heading to tonight's latte and learn?
yea bro im boutta get a free donut and some head

nice bro

by dannyrauh November 29, 2018