Jake Laidlaw

Often abreviated by the names:
Red
Ranga
Ginge
Steam
Boon
Can often be described as a stout babboon looking creature with pace to match

Its a red bird, its a red plane! no its Jake Laidlaw as he scatters past

by Sam Neville June 30, 2011

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

by Buttzzz September 19, 2014

virtually laid

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

goon laid

a drink consisting of Kool-Aid and multiple pounds of sugar

maaaaan, that was some bomb goon laid

by tomtomtom jenakins January 25, 2018

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

Lavender Labias

The female version of blue balls.

After our date I went home without getting any, I’ve got lavender labias now.

by Ladylavender April 17, 2020