Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019

Pasta and Lobster

A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.

"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)

"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"

"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )

by TheCriticalBlackMale July 6, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

lobster eye

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

by lobster eye June 16, 2016