Life

Something people don’t have such as Logan

You have no life

by Like less November 14, 2018

life

Something you clearly don't have because you are searching words you must know!

He actually has a life!

by #ONLYAJOKE March 11, 2016

life

The living people as a whole. Often cited as quite shitty, but there is a two-step plan in order to succeed:
1. Don't reveal your secrets.

Life is a mixed bag, as in shit, vomit, eye crust, and liquid ass butter.

by TideHighThighs February 1, 2015

Life

Life is like a video game with way too many people, who each speak a variety of different languages, and through this, naturally form groups in a massive struggle to fuck one another over...

Despite its clear definition in this day and age, most people have nothing to say...

Jim: Hows life?

Jack: Not bad, and you?

by Chillman101 October 1, 2011

Life

WELP. YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT LIFE IS?!

Me: Hey bro, how's life? I hear it's great.
Friend: Stalker.

by unicornprincesse March 9, 2018

Life

Terminal, Ends with the so called "Death". I don't have one.

A: Do you have a life?
B: No
A: That means you will not die?
B: I have a life, just a boring one.

by ElectrodeYT January 24, 2017

Life

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.

Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.

by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019