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Legestic

That game was legestic
by Turrenti August 25, 2017
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lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on
You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.
by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017
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Legolomaniac

1. an over 30's psychopathological indulgence of self importance whilst playing with Lego

2. the belittling, humiliating and physical jostling of children under the age of 8 by an adult (typically over the age of 3 whom takes playing Lego way too seriously
Leo displayed Legolomaniac behaviour with his children whilst building LEGO Ninjago 70614 Lightning Jet which ended with little Billy's visit to the RBH
by Legoofmeloser Billund October 23, 2017
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lego train

A remote control model train made out of lego bricks. Price range stays in between 100-600 dollars.
I got a Lego train for christmas. It took me 4 hours to build my Lego train
by Brace for impact December 21, 2017
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Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.
by Caleb26 January 21, 2018
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lego ass

by lego ass February 4, 2018
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legobloxian

some random guy who makes videos about a brick game called "ro blocc, robloco?" I don't even know how it is called anyways. Legend says he is born in lego city. OH YEAH ALSO he is a yoo toober with 50K subs
some nice converstation with thatboredgamer and legobloxian

Bored: hi noob
lego: lol hi idiot
Bored: im gay
lego: ok
by thatboredgamer March 16, 2018
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